About

Sapphire is an omnipresent, omnisexual force, born and raised in a parallel dimension known to most as Detroit, Michigan. One day, while innocuously picking nationally protected flowers on the side of the highway, Sapphire was aggressively kidnapped by two ninja pirates known later as Dockwats and xxoozero, and since then has lived as a house elf, forced to do menial tasks for them such as massaging their feet and administering insulin shots.

Every once in a while, Sapphire’s captors punish her by forcing her to lurk in the vast crevices and dark tunnels of an evil place known as the Internets. Sapphi one day hopes come back home to her warm and loving hearth, to be reunited with his three kids and kiss his wife once again. Until then, Sapphi will be seen in your nets, clogging your tubes.

More coming soon.